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Smooth light Offline
#51 Posted: Thu, Aug 19 2021, 1:03 PM EST
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Thirsty Thursday Afternoon... enjoy!

8track - always plan ahead. Light make full stops on red and yellow, stop signs just make small circle in your lane till it's clear. Practice till you don't have to think twice. Remember those f'n four wheeler don't give a sh*t... beware!
MACS Offline
#52 Posted: Thu, Aug 19 2021, 2:10 PM EST
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Gym done. Dog park done. Errands done...

Time to chill. Cooler today... 75 at noon... might be on the patio in a few, burnin' one.
DrafterX Offline
#53 Posted: Thu, Aug 19 2021, 2:30 PM EST
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rain here... Mellow
8trackdisco Offline
#54 Posted: Thu, Aug 19 2021, 3:46 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:

Wife said if I did she'd leave and make sure she got any of the extra money I'd make traveling.


Good to see she loves you so much.
Call the bluff.

-you get away for three months.
-she can’t get blood from a stone.
-you return to the swamp, killing coons in peace.

Perhaps rfenst could blow the dust off of his legal letterhead and send her a note to send a message.

That situation needs to be resolved.
8trackdisco Offline
#55 Posted: Thu, Aug 19 2021, 3:48 PM EST
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85 with moderate humidity. No breeze.

Shorter ride today, I think.
Stogie1020 Offline
#56 Posted: Thu, Aug 19 2021, 4:07 PM EST
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Had to run a quick errand.

The car said the temps were down to 92.

I rolled the windows down and enjoyed the cool weather.


Everything is relative.
rfenst Offline
#57 Posted: Thu, Aug 19 2021, 4:11 PM EST
Joined: 06-23-2007
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Sitting at my 83-year old mother's house waiting for AT&T to come and set-up her new Apple watch. Apparently, it monitors her blood oxygen, heart rate, etc. Apparently, it has a feature that can tell if she were to fall down and not be able to get up and the built in phone works at any distance away from her cell, even if her phone is in another state (per the technician). Whatever makes her happy...
DrafterX Offline
#58 Posted: Thu, Aug 19 2021, 4:28 PM EST
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How do you plan to test the fall down thing..?? Think
Ram27 Offline
#59 Posted: Thu, Aug 19 2021, 4:44 PM EST
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X......😄
MACS Offline
#60 Posted: Thu, Aug 19 2021, 4:49 PM EST
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81 today... just sat on the back patio and had a smoke and a drink.

Made myself a chicken quesadilla... and now it is time for a nap.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#61 Posted: Thu, Aug 19 2021, 4:50 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
How do you plan to test the fall down thing..?? Think

At that age a light push oughtta do it
MACS Offline
#62 Posted: Thu, Aug 19 2021, 4:52 PM EST
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Hide around the corner and yell "BOO!" when she walks by.

No need to be pushy... and stuff.
DrafterX Offline
#63 Posted: Thu, Aug 19 2021, 4:55 PM EST
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Wow, you guys are evil... I was thinking just dropping da watch.. Mellow
Sunoverbeach Offline
#64 Posted: Thu, Aug 19 2021, 5:00 PM EST
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Well if you're comfortable with a slightly less than real world test, I guess that's fine too
tonygraz Offline
#65 Posted: Thu, Aug 19 2021, 5:23 PM EST
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I think Drafter called it, but the upskirt thing is troubling.
delta1 Offline
#66 Posted: Thu, Aug 19 2021, 5:42 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
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Palama wrote:
COVID scare today.

Our daughter and her two young girls came over as usual this morning. Youngest granddaughter, Ashley, was coughing and had a runny nose so my wife made them go home and find a place to have her tested. She just started pre-school this month and masks are optional so who knows if she caught something from another kid. They went to a hospital to get tested and just got the call a few minutes ago that it was negative.

Whew!

same scenario here...our youngest grand daughter has been staying home from pre-school at our house since Tuesday...same symptoms w a mild fever... and she can still taste and smell foods, so we're not too worried...so far, no positive tests at the pre- school,

Daughter's school re-opened last week...4 positive cases so far...1 student and 3 staff
Stogie1020 Offline
#67 Posted: Thu, Aug 19 2021, 5:50 PM EST
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My kids have been in pre-school since April/May (they have a summer program). As usual, wife and I have basically been constantly sick the whole time, and the girls float from one cold to another, including fevers, coughs, runny noses, etc. If I got tested every time we/they got sick I would need to have a lab on standby at the house... None of their fevers have lasted more than 12 hours (school takes their temps on the way in).

The four year old came home one day from the summer "camp" program and said "we made up a new game today. One person opens their mouth and another person spits in it..."

I about killed somebody.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#68 Posted: Thu, Aug 19 2021, 6:07 PM EST
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That the same one you were going to strap to the roof? She likes to live dangerously
HockeyDad Offline
#69 Posted: Thu, Aug 19 2021, 6:28 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
rain here... Mellow


I could go for some rain.
delta1 Offline
#70 Posted: Thu, Aug 19 2021, 8:39 PM EST
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wife said it rained a little yesterday morning....I missed it cuz a slept in til 0800...
8trackdisco Offline
#71 Posted: Thu, Aug 19 2021, 8:42 PM EST
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Posts: 60,090
7.5 on the bike.
Perdomo event at the club. Buy five, get one free.
Barbados Old Fashioned on and one cigar.
Getting sleepy.
frankj1 Offline
#72 Posted: Thu, Aug 19 2021, 9:06 PM EST
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#40 and #42...ah, never mind.
MACS Offline
#73 Posted: Thu, Aug 19 2021, 11:12 PM EST
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I got some wild turkey 101... gonna need to learn how to make an old fashioned.
BuckyB93 Offline
#74 Posted: Fri, Aug 20 2021, 12:28 AM EST
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rfenst wrote:
Sitting at my 83-year old mother's house waiting for AT&T to come and set-up her new Apple watch. Apparently, it monitors her blood oxygen, heart rate, etc. Apparently, it has a feature that can tell if she were to fall down and not be able to get up and the built in phone works at any distance away from her cell, even if her phone is in another state (per the technician). Whatever makes her happy...

DrafterX wrote:
How do you plan to test the fall down thing..?? Think

Sunoverbeach wrote:
At that age a light push oughtta do it

MACS wrote:
Hide around the corner and yell "BOO!" when she walks by.

No need to be pushy... and stuff.

DrafterX wrote:
Wow, you guys are evil... I was thinking just dropping da watch.. Mellow

Sunoverbeach wrote:
Well if you're comfortable with a slightly less than real world test, I guess that's fine too


One of the best series' of posts I've read in a long time.
8trackdisco Offline
#75 Posted: Fri, Aug 20 2021, 1:43 AM EST
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Ffff

Ffr.

Friday!
danmdevries Offline
#76 Posted: Fri, Aug 20 2021, 5:24 AM EST
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Yup.

Happy Friday fellas.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#77 Posted: Fri, Aug 20 2021, 5:30 AM EST
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Hellz to the yeah! Let's get this work chit over with for another week
deadeyedick Offline
#78 Posted: Fri, Aug 20 2021, 6:54 AM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Hellz to the yeah! Let's get this work chit over with for another week


Shhhh, don't say that nasty word. Ya almost made me spit my coffee. Shhh
MACS Offline
#79 Posted: Fri, Aug 20 2021, 7:23 AM EST
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BuckyB93 wrote:
One of the best series' of posts I've read in a long time.


The kind of sillyness that was the norm around here.
MACS Offline
#80 Posted: Fri, Aug 20 2021, 7:27 AM EST
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Mornin' dudes... up way too early again.

Trying to keep up wit da pup is wearing me out. Coffee and gym real early so I can get him to da park before it gets too hot... then the little bastige wants to play again later in the afternoon when all I wanna do is sit on my ass and have a drink and a smoke.

Love him, though. He's awesome.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#81 Posted: Fri, Aug 20 2021, 7:41 AM EST
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The W word no longer my biggest headache for the day. Water heater has apparently taken a chit. Suggested Mrs Beach get accustomed to ice cold showers. She is not amused
MACS Offline
#82 Posted: Fri, Aug 20 2021, 7:49 AM EST
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Mine is 21 years old. Not a matter of if, but when... should probably get ahead of that before it happens, eh?
JadeRose Offline
#83 Posted: Fri, Aug 20 2021, 7:56 AM EST
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Got a small rental house I am turning into a commercial kitchen for a little business the wife and I have started. The wife is a pastry chef and I make some pretty good Pimento cheese. We've been selling our stuff at Farmer's markets and it has blown up. Neither one of us can make stuff fast enough. Especially the damn cheese. I gotta admit, my Pim cheese is pretty good.

Busy as hell, but it's for US, not for The Man. I don't mind working hard for myself and the wife
DrafterX Offline
#84 Posted: Fri, Aug 20 2021, 8:21 AM EST
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I like cheeses... Mellow
Ram27 Offline
#85 Posted: Fri, Aug 20 2021, 8:37 AM EST
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Howdy............
deadeyedick Offline
#86 Posted: Fri, Aug 20 2021, 8:48 AM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
The W word no longer my biggest headache for the day. Water heater has apparently taken a chit. Suggested Mrs Beach get accustomed to ice cold showers. She is not amused


Been meaning to ask. Does anyone have one of those hot water recirculation units? Our mountain house has one and no matter which tap you turn on it's instant hot water. Just wondering what it would cost to install one. In our Scottsdale house I usually have to run the water for like 30-45 seconds before it gets kinda/sorta hot.
Gene363 Offline
#87 Posted: Fri, Aug 20 2021, 10:55 AM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
Got a small rental house I am turning into a commercial kitchen for a little business the wife and I have started. The wife is a pastry chef and I make some pretty good Pimento cheese. We've been selling our stuff at Farmer's markets and it has blown up. Neither one of us can make stuff fast enough. Especially the damn cheese. I gotta admit, my Pim cheese is pretty good.

Busy as hell, but it's for US, not for The Man. I don't mind working hard for myself and the wife


Fantastic!
Gene363 Offline
#88 Posted: Fri, Aug 20 2021, 10:56 AM EST
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Good Friday Morning!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#89 Posted: Fri, Aug 20 2021, 11:33 AM EST
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In researching the serial # turns out this thing was manufactured in 1994. Spose I can't complain too much. I don't run as well as I did in '94 either

I looked at some recirculating/tankless options but quite a bit more $$$$ for those
HockeyDad Offline
#90 Posted: Fri, Aug 20 2021, 11:44 AM EST
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I’ve got a tankless. More expensive but saves a ton of space.
MACS Offline
#91 Posted: Fri, Aug 20 2021, 12:26 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
I’ve got a tankless. More expensive but saves a ton of space.


Also requires a ton of maintenance in comparison.
deadeyedick Offline
#92 Posted: Fri, Aug 20 2021, 12:58 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
I’ve got a tankless. More expensive but saves a ton of space.


I was thinking more of saving all the water that is waisted and the convenience. Space I have but water is scarce in the desert and the situation is getting worse all the time.
Gene363 Offline
#93 Posted: Fri, Aug 20 2021, 1:12 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Also requires a ton of maintenance in comparison.


Especially if you have hard water. Here the water has few minerals and tends to be more corrosive so tankless are good to go, but tank water heaters need their sacrificial anode changed out every few years.
HockeyDad Offline
#94 Posted: Fri, Aug 20 2021, 3:28 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
I was thinking more of saving all the water that is waisted and the convenience. Space I have but water is scarce in the desert and the situation is getting worse all the time.


Yeah but a tankless saves energy and that will help with global warming and soon you’ll have abundant water. That’s science.
Ram27 Offline
#95 Posted: Fri, Aug 20 2021, 5:49 PM EST
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Evening y'all..........
MACS Offline
#96 Posted: Fri, Aug 20 2021, 6:08 PM EST
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Howdy Rambo...
danmdevries Offline
#97 Posted: Fri, Aug 20 2021, 6:23 PM EST
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Hello. Back to work.
Ram27 Offline
#98 Posted: Fri, Aug 20 2021, 6:25 PM EST
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Hey MACS......

......danm.
Ram27 Offline
#99 Posted: Fri, Aug 20 2021, 6:38 PM EST
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NEIN NEIN.....
Sunoverbeach Offline
#100 Posted: Fri, Aug 20 2021, 7:05 PM EST
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Bah humbug on saving energy. New tank installed. The Beach household has hot water once again
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