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dkeage Offline
#201 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 10:21 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
222 Mondays left.

Correction: 5.



Think
rfenst Offline
#202 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 11:11 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Fishing was fkn awesome today. Limited out on Yellowtail. Landed every fish I hooked.

Got my favorite jig stuck in the rocks and the captain managed to get it out. His crew got tipped well today!

Mazel tov.
Stogie1020 Offline
#203 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 11:19 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
Narragansett had some big winds yesterday

TWC was broadcasting from the deck of the Cost Guard House. I chuckle every time I see that, since that deck gets rebuilt after nearly every big storm due to storm damage...
Stogie1020 Offline
#204 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 11:21 AM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
I avoid those biohazard sites. I had two girls that brought everything short of the zika and ebola home from day care. Wife was a teacher and had been exposed to every germ bomb out there and had ironclad resistance built up but I got more than my share for many years.

Teachers have the best immunity levels, for sure. My mom (middle school teacher for 30 years) never gets a cold. Ever. Your wife has super-immunity. You are screwed, though.
Gene363 Online
#205 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 11:37 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Fishing was fkn awesome today. Limited out on Yellowtail. Landed every fish I hooked.

Got my favorite jig stuck in the rocks and the captain managed to get it out. His crew got tipped well today!



Excellent! You ever can any tuna? A childhood buddy's Father used to can it in oil and it was delicious.
Gene363 Online
#206 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 11:39 AM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
I avoid those biohazard sites. I had two girls that brought everything short of the zika and ebola home from day care. Wife was a teacher and had been exposed to every germ bomb out there and had ironclad resistance built up but I got more than my share for many years.


Childern, especially grandchildren are fantastic, however, they are little walking cesspools of germs.
8trackdisco Offline
#207 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 11:51 AM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,078
deadeyedick wrote:
Another "right sizing" coming?


In reverse. Shared with them October 4 is my intended retirement date.
I’m hopeful they don’t replace me.
They don’t know what I do, have little curiosity, and I have no back up.
Yup… replace me with nobody, please (insert evil laugh).
Stogie1020 Offline
#208 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 12:03 PM EST
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Grrr...

Just bought my first pair of readers.
tonygraz Offline
#209 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 12:10 PM EST
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HAPPY NATIONAL WAFFLE DAY,,,,,,,,,,I can't believe I had them for breakfast.
Gene363 Online
#210 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 12:17 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
In reverse. Shared with them October 4 is my intended retirement date.
I’m hopeful they don’t replace me.
They don’t know what I do, have little curiosity, and I have no back up.
Yup… replace me with nobody, please (insert evil laugh).



it's not uncommon, sadly. I kept reminding folks I was leaving, but never really trained a replacement. I left my personal procedures and documentation, but most of it was notes about what I did. I got one call asking for help fixing a problem. Once I got done explaining what they had to do to correctly fix the problem they were speechless. I told them I wasn't sitting around eating bonbons. They never called again.

Print our this Dilber and post it at work: https://dilbert.com/strip/2010-07-15
Smooth light Offline
#211 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 1:19 PM EST
Joined: 06-26-2020
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🍹 double shot Tuesday 🍹... Stay Cool 😎

Triple H's again today (95-rh83-all☀️ no breeze either) just layabout and nap,dog days for sure.

Ribs and coleslaw for dinner, Southern style, to hot to eat anything else,creamlee on peaches for dessert.
Palama Offline
#212 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 2:15 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
HAPPY NATIONAL WAFFLE DAY,,,,,,,,,,I can't believe I had them for breakfast.


Waffles are for Commies!

But of course, it makes total sense that you’re eating them ‘cause you’re Commie #9. Gonz
deadeyedick Offline
#213 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 2:32 PM EST
Joined: 03-13-2003
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Stogie1020 wrote:
Grrr...

Just bought my first pair of readers.


It won't be your last. Trust me.
tonygraz Offline
#214 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 2:50 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
Waffles are for Commies!

But of course, it makes total sense that you’re eating them ‘cause you’re Commie #9. Gonz



True, comrade.
MACS Offline
#215 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 2:51 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
It won't be your last. Trust me.


Yeah... soon the +.50's will be +1.50's... then +1.75... Brick wall
delta1 Offline
#216 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 4:36 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,794
*sigh* just ordered a new pair of glasses...progressive lenses for reading and distance vision...

being near-sighted, I can read without glasses, but not for hours like when I was younger...need the progressives mostly for driving so I can see info on dash and google maps as well as in the distance
8trackdisco Offline
#217 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 5:04 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
Waffles are for Commies!

But of course, it makes total sense that you’re eating them ‘cause you’re Commie #9. Gonz


Another Wafle insurrection? Pancakes til I die! And after.
8trackdisco Offline
#218 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 5:06 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Yeah... soon the +.50's will be +1.50's... then +1.75... Brick wall


Damned flattening corneas!

Got my first pair of 1.25s about 18 months ago.
8trackdisco Offline
#219 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 5:09 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
*sigh* just ordered a new pair of glasses...progressive lenses


(Insert good hearted political comment here) Gonz
8trackdisco Offline
#220 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 5:10 PM EST
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10.2 miles, average of 12.3 mph. Go go legs and lungs!
deadeyedick Offline
#221 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 5:35 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
10.2 miles, average of 12.3 mph. Go go legs and lungs!


Can an Iron Man completion be far ahead?
MACS Offline
#222 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 6:13 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Another Wafle insurrection? Pancakes til I die! And after.


I thought I knew you, man... waffles are clearly superior.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#223 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 6:16 PM EST
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I respect your opinion, Macs. Even when they're wildly inaccurate
Sunoverbeach Offline
#224 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 6:20 PM EST
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And y'all can bite me with the readers talk. Got my first pair of glasses in third grade with progressively stronger prescriptions for 37 years since
MACS Offline
#225 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 6:30 PM EST
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Look... this is all a conspiracy brought about by IHOP. Sure, they are more widespread than Waffle House, their menu is better, the restaurants are nicer... but damn it a Waffle House pecan waffle with lots of butter and syrup?

It's like heroin right into the vein, man.
8trackdisco Offline
#226 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 6:32 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Can an Iron Man completion be far ahead?


Trying to get the endorphins to take over my brain, and my legs to exhaust my body, aiding sleep. Not there yet. Got to keep peddling.
8trackdisco Offline
#227 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 6:37 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
I thought I knew you, man... waffles are clearly superior.


Military people and liberal/progressives like waffles. They either see the need of specific forms of order, or need a structure to comply with big government and big waffle.

Pancakes are formless freedom.

Let your inner pancake freak flag fly!
MACS Offline
#228 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 6:41 PM EST
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I will not comply.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#229 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 6:44 PM EST
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Waffle House is da bomb once the bars close. I believe their success is due to the customizable hash browns
deadeyedick Offline
#230 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 7:00 PM EST
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Pancakes! And only one kind. Buckwheat. None of this mamby-pamby buttermilk fluff ball stuff.
MACS Offline
#231 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 7:12 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Waffle House is da bomb once the bars close. I believe their success is due to the customizable hash browns


See? See? Scattered and smothered, man... crunchy and cheesy.
HockeyDad Offline
#232 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 7:14 PM EST
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Seriously people.

French toast
tonygraz Offline
#233 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 7:16 PM EST
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Belgian Waffles are the best.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#234 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 7:21 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
Seriously people.

French toast

Surrender monkey bread. I only eat Freedom Toast

When I can't have fluffy delicious pancakes that is
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#235 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 8:03 PM EST
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I love you Billy!!

LOL
Notthe1 Offline
#236 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 8:03 PM EST
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Just moving the 500 along.

LOL
Notthe1 Offline
#237 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 8:05 PM EST
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Watching the LLWS.

Kinda bummed the Team from NJ lost their elimination game today.

They are on the long car ride home.
8trackdisco Offline
#238 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 8:36 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
I will not comply.


I understand. You need to stay on the grid. The waffle grid. I will not be contained.
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#239 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 8:55 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Yeah... soon the +.50's will be +1.50's... then +1.75... Brick wall

I've been using 1.25 for reading for 10 years, haven't had to move up the line.
MACS Offline
#240 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 8:58 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I've been using 1.25 for reading for 10 years, haven't had to move up the line.


Bragger.

Started with 1.00... now have prescription readers and likely about to get some prgressive lenses. Distance vision was corrected with PRK in 1998. I was 20/15 for years... not no mo.
8trackdisco Offline
#241 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 9:08 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Pancakes! And only one kind. Buckwheat. None of this mamby-pamby buttermilk fluff ball stuff.


Ask your lady about Potatoe Pancakes, don’tcha know!
bgz Offline
#242 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 9:18 PM EST
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Not a whole lot of bgz bait going on in the politics section, figured I would say what's up in here.

What's up!!!!!
bgz Offline
#243 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 9:21 PM EST
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Thought of DanM when sampling this hot sauce:

https://www.hotsauce.com/cajohns-rougaroux-hot-sauce/

Good mix of peppers.
Smooth light Offline
#244 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 9:32 PM EST
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No sea on dry land 😂
tonygraz Offline
#245 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 9:32 PM EST
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Spotted my first Cicada today must have been washed out in the rain - very colorless. Seems like a long time ago that the warning went out that they(it) was coming.
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#246 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 11:47 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I've been using 1.25 for reading for 10 years, haven't had to move up the line.


I need 1.0 if I have contacts in.

Wearing glasses I just read above or below the lenses. I've tried bifocals and mismatched contacts in the past, too much compromise.
danmdevries Offline
#247 Posted: Tue, Aug 24 2021, 11:50 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Thought of DanM when sampling this hot sauce:

https://www.hotsauce.com/cajohns-rougaroux-hot-sauce/

Good mix of peppers.


I Hava a bottle of that in my basement hotsauce cabinet. Haven't tried it yet.
izonfire Offline
#248 Posted: Wed, Aug 25 2021, 12:44 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
Thought of DanM when sampling this hot sauce:

https://www.hotsauce.com/cajohns-rougaroux-hot-sauce/

Good mix of peppers.

Now I know your Mexican.
No Native American likes hot sauce…
8trackdisco Offline
#249 Posted: Wed, Aug 25 2021, 6:21 AM EST
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24NEIN.
MACS Offline
#250 Posted: Wed, Aug 25 2021, 7:05 AM EST
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Twoooooo fitty!
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