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Ram27 Online
#251 Posted: Wed, Aug 25 2021, 8:32 AM EST
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Happy Hump Day danm & all. Herfing
RMAN4443 Offline
#252 Posted: Wed, Aug 25 2021, 8:34 AM EST
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Notthe1 wrote:
Watching the LLWS.

Kinda bummed the Team from NJ lost their elimination game today.

They are on the long car ride home.

I've been watching LLWS too...The team from Hooksett,NH beat Oswego, Oregon last night,
and now plays Hamilton, Ohio at 1pm today....GO HOOKSETTApplause Applause Applause
Sunoverbeach Offline
#253 Posted: Wed, Aug 25 2021, 8:45 AM EST
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Used to run a big X-country meet in Hamilton. You know, in the old days, when I was fairly athletic.

Biggest plus was we got to go to King's Island afterwards
rfenst Offline
#254 Posted: Wed, Aug 25 2021, 9:46 AM EST
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Hey, good morning. Two-hour, online legal seminar today at noon: Proper diagnosis and documentation of TBI (traumatic brain injury): Objective in office testing & cutting-edge imaging techniques. Followed by Social Media: How to be more than content with your content plan.
Smooth light Offline
#255 Posted: Wed, Aug 25 2021, 11:11 AM EST
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πŸͺ🐫HAPPY HUMP DAY🐫πŸͺ last hump of the month.

Full sun 🌞 96-rh86-still no breeze 😎 hot fun in the summertime, enjoy.

Just kicking back with sum ice coffee and watching the irrigation go around in the field behind my yard,(there's five of them)
Gene363 Offline
#256 Posted: Wed, Aug 25 2021, 11:14 AM EST
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Good Wednesday afternoon! I slept until 1100 this morning, funny how one ibuprofen allows you to sleep longer.
danmdevries Offline
#257 Posted: Wed, Aug 25 2021, 11:17 AM EST
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HHD Ram n dudes
rfenst Offline
#258 Posted: Wed, Aug 25 2021, 11:59 AM EST
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Online seminar is killing me.
Ram27 Online
#259 Posted: Wed, Aug 25 2021, 12:08 PM EST
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Two Fifty NEIN....

Check with Buckster Robert πŸ˜‰
Ram27 Online
#260 Posted: Wed, Aug 25 2021, 12:09 PM EST
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He enjoys his classes. πŸ€“
Gene363 Offline
#261 Posted: Wed, Aug 25 2021, 12:16 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
Online seminar is killing me.


Online seminars prevent dope slapping boring speakers. Whistle
delta1 Offline
#262 Posted: Wed, Aug 25 2021, 1:16 PM EST
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SoCal team from Torrance has advanced in LLWS...
danmdevries Offline
#263 Posted: Wed, Aug 25 2021, 3:25 PM EST
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Stupid humidity. It's 90 degrees and 90% humidity. Did some light chores outside and soaked my shirt.

I love the heat, I prefer high 70s to low 90s but not when it's this humid. Sweating doesn't work.

Even now just standing in the driveway waiting for the boys bus I'm dripping.

Won't be long ill be craving this weather while bundled up in 20lbs of clothing just to go outside. I hate that even more.
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#264 Posted: Wed, Aug 25 2021, 3:38 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
I've been watching LLWS too...The team from Hooksett,NH beat Oswego, Oregon last night,
and now plays Hamilton, Ohio at 1pm today....GO HOOKSETTApplause Applause Applause



Go kids Go!!!!
MACS Offline
#265 Posted: Wed, Aug 25 2021, 3:56 PM EST
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Currently 97 after a nice week of lower temps. It was glorious...

97 today and 99 predicted for the next week. Humidity is only 31% though. Still too hot.
Abrignac Offline
#266 Posted: Wed, Aug 25 2021, 4:01 PM EST
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I bet this one would burn all the way through.

https://www.hotsauce.com/ass-in-the-e-r-scorpion-pepper-sauce/
Sunoverbeach Offline
#267 Posted: Wed, Aug 25 2021, 4:55 PM EST
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It is stupid humid out. I ain't doing chit out there
Sunoverbeach Offline
#268 Posted: Wed, Aug 25 2021, 5:18 PM EST
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Anyone watch this Getaway Driver on Discovery channel? It's awesome viewing (the actual driving part) and I'd love to try it (with a donated car). I can't believe these builders, drifters, etc put their cars through the abuse
bgz Offline
#269 Posted: Wed, Aug 25 2021, 7:28 PM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
I bet this one would burn all the way through.

https://www.hotsauce.com/ass-in-the-e-r-scorpion-pepper-sauce/


Nope, I would eat it like a champ... kinda want to try it actually.

**** don't phase me like it phases you.
bgz Offline
#270 Posted: Wed, Aug 25 2021, 7:30 PM EST
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After my first bite... I like to poor a nice blob of fire sauce on a chip, then just sip it up, so I can really get the flavor going... swish it around a little.
tonygraz Offline
#271 Posted: Wed, Aug 25 2021, 8:32 PM EST
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Hot and humid again here a little haze from western fires over the hills. I don't know why they don't rake the forests and build new reservoirs out west.
delta1 Offline
#272 Posted: Wed, Aug 25 2021, 8:33 PM EST
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I can not eat hot sauce anymore...they ruin my taste buds for cigars...

just as an over abundance of salty foods...had to give up sunflower seeds for that reason
danmdevries Offline
#273 Posted: Wed, Aug 25 2021, 8:36 PM EST
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Following that link to the hotsauce site gotta hold back on ordering another 20 bottles. My sauce shelf still sagging under the weight of what I've got. Had to close the tab because I'd already started putting stuff in my cart.

Hell, I went to the grocery store earlier today and had 2 bottles follow me home. Blis Blast sauce. Aged in Founders beer barrels. It's produced year round but I rarely see it. When it shows up I buy all that's on the shelf. It's a fantastic bbq sauce. It's billed as hot sauce but it works best with shredded smoked pork and chicken. I know somebody here got a bottle from me but I don't recall who it was.

I might still order some more sauces.... it's like visiting a cigar site. There's crap, there's everyday stuff, there's midrange stuff, there's fancy chit, and there's rare single-run crazy stuff I put on the shelf and never touch. That reminds me, I need to get to buying cigars again. I'm down to just my desktop humidor. Prices have gone beyond my comfort level though. Just checked, $137 for HUHC which is pretty much my go-to.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#274 Posted: Wed, Aug 25 2021, 8:37 PM EST
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Love the spice. It's why I married Mrs.Beach. But yeah, hot sauce will wreck cigar's flavor
bgz Offline
#275 Posted: Wed, Aug 25 2021, 8:39 PM EST
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Yeah... it's addicting. I've been buying more hotsauces and bbq sauces lately.

Starting to put that sh*t on everything.

For instance, this stuff by Angry Goat called Purple Hippo goes awesomely on a hamburger.

Edit:

This thread is about things that make you shart right?
bgz Offline
#276 Posted: Wed, Aug 25 2021, 8:41 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Love the spice. It's why I married Mrs.Beach. But yeah, hot sauce will wreck cigar's flavor


Hotsauce and whiskey is an awful combination.
danmdevries Offline
#277 Posted: Wed, Aug 25 2021, 8:57 PM EST
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bgz wrote:


This thread is about things that make you shart right?


Sure is!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#278 Posted: Wed, Aug 25 2021, 9:44 PM EST
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BG, you should try some Hoosier Daddy Ghost Roast BBQ sauce. Great flavor with plenty of kick. Heck, shoot me an addy and I'll grab some next time I'm at the store
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#279 Posted: Thu, Aug 26 2021, 4:31 AM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
BG, you should try some Hoosier Daddy Ghost Roast BBQ sauce. Great flavor with plenty of kick. Heck, shoot me an addy and I'll grab some next time I'm at the store


https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07JHWB62R/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_glt_fabc_J748SW56ZEYFNVB52HW7
danmdevries Offline
#280 Posted: Thu, Aug 26 2021, 4:37 AM EST
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Happy Thursday fellas
Sunoverbeach Offline
#281 Posted: Thu, Aug 26 2021, 5:17 AM EST
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Feels like a Friday. Let's just go ahead and call it one
danmdevries Offline
#282 Posted: Thu, Aug 26 2021, 5:35 AM EST
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No no no.

We can skip Friday and go straight to Saturday though.

Friday is me n wife's anniversary and the boys birthday. I'm gonna get bitched at all day. Poop tank sucker truck coming though, won't get bitched at about the toilet backing up anymore. Wife refuses to use septic ready toilet paper. I bought the last years supply and septic was fine. She bought her triple plush butthole massaging non biodegradable tp rolls 2 months ago and I've had to rod the pipe and shovel out the top scum layer in the septic tank. And now another $300 to pump it out.

Screw Saturday too. Gotta do a family thing with a bunch of people I'd really rather not see ever. Can not stand being around them.

Let's go straight to Sunday. Or keep Thursday.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#283 Posted: Thu, Aug 26 2021, 6:03 AM EST
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OK. OK. Thursday it is. And if a poop tank sucker truck doesn't scream marital bliss then I don't wanna live on this planet anymore
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#284 Posted: Thu, Aug 26 2021, 6:16 AM EST
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Greetings from the Twin Cities. UFFDA
danmdevries Offline
#285 Posted: Thu, Aug 26 2021, 6:22 AM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
OK. OK. Thursday it is. And if a poop tank sucker truck doesn't scream marital bliss then I don't wanna live on this planet anymore


Same.

I just hope it's cool enough outside to have the windows open.
danmdevries Offline
#286 Posted: Thu, Aug 26 2021, 6:27 AM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Greetings from the Twin Cities. UFFDA


I rarely hear that phrase but when I was a kid I had a well-liked teacher from the UP who would use it often. I really enjoy hearing it used now.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uff_da
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#287 Posted: Thu, Aug 26 2021, 6:38 AM EST
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Good morning from Western Wisconsin. Dropped off the boy at school, had a great dinner, bought $80 worth of excellent beer. Waking up in a nice hotel, slept seven hours. This is a happy dog.
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#288 Posted: Thu, Aug 26 2021, 7:00 AM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Greetings from the Twin Cities. UFFDA


I’m only an hour to the east of you, DED. I can feel the love.
Heading back east in a couple hours.
How you liking the 60 degree morning?
I’d call it…. Refreshing.
MACS Offline
#289 Posted: Thu, Aug 26 2021, 7:44 AM EST
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Currently 67--- heading toward 101.

Need to finish this coffee and take a dump so I can get Tank out for his dump before the fireball in the sky melts us.

Sorry pupper... you get 1 walk today and we're layabouts. Too fuggin hot all week.
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#290 Posted: Thu, Aug 26 2021, 8:12 AM EST
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Hey other Dan, found Hoosier daddy ghost roast at stracks for $3.

Grabbed a sell by today chuck for $4/lb too.

And some cheap beer. Firing up the smoker when I get home.
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#291 Posted: Thu, Aug 26 2021, 8:17 AM EST
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Actually spent the night south of Twin Cities in Rochester. Today we are going over to the border of Wisconsin and drive along the river going north.
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#292 Posted: Thu, Aug 26 2021, 9:26 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Good morning from Western Wisconsin. Dropped off the boy at school, had a great dinner, bought $80 worth of excellent beer. Waking up in a nice hotel, slept seven hours. This is a happy dog.


Visiting my old stomping grounds? Have they erected that honorary statue of me on Water St yet?
Ram27 Online
#293 Posted: Thu, Aug 26 2021, 9:37 AM EST
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Hello.......
Gene363 Offline
#294 Posted: Thu, Aug 26 2021, 9:38 AM EST
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Good Thursday Morning! It's 80° on the way to 94° and I need to roast coffee today.
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#295 Posted: Thu, Aug 26 2021, 10:04 AM EST
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🍹 it's so hot outside but the humidity is a killer 🍹. It's so thick you can paint it.

THIRSTY THURSDAY...this day is made for the shade 🍸.

🌞93rh88/very lite breeze 😎

I'm tired of layingabout... going to taking a nap πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
danmdevries Offline
#296 Posted: Thu, Aug 26 2021, 11:24 AM EST
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Got the hiccups for no damn reason. Didn't eat hot sauce, didn't drink booze. Been an hour now.
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#297 Posted: Thu, Aug 26 2021, 11:35 AM EST
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Watching another two live seminars this afternoon. They are killing me with the first one, which is about cyber security.
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#298 Posted: Thu, Aug 26 2021, 1:13 PM EST
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Dan, you need to build an outhouse for the wife.
Gene363 Offline
#299 Posted: Thu, Aug 26 2021, 2:59 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Got the hiccups for no damn reason. Didn't eat hot sauce, didn't drink booze. Been an hour now.


Try dill pickle juice.
MACS Offline
#300 Posted: Thu, Aug 26 2021, 3:12 PM EST
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Gene363 wrote:
Try dill pickle juice.


Just not Jade or Teedub kinda "pickle juice". That'd be ghey... Mellow
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