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SmokeMonkey Offline
#251 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2017, 9:50 AM EST
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I'm good this morning - other NBC Sports Gold? Wtf is that? Now I'm going to have to pay the bastards $50 to watch United the weeks they aren't on the normal NBC sports channel array. Very annoying.
DrafterX Offline
#252 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2017, 9:55 AM EST
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Those Bassards..!! Mad
DrafterX Offline
#253 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2017, 10:02 AM EST
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1971 Willard coming on.. I'll watch for a little while.. Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#254 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2017, 10:16 AM EST
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No louiedog this trip. No kids either.

8 I hear you on the 2 days a week. That's my usual. But it's also sad because of the inability to ever get completely away from work. Work is work, unless you love it it shouldn't be your life. I'm almost to the point of achieving what I thought impossible. Caught enough to leave very little to my "back up" (no real such thing) and timed well enough I don't think it will be impossible to catch up again later (beginning of new fiscal year hiccup)

No U.K yet drafter. A week away. Then Lisbon, Barcalona, Rome and wherever else we end up. My only real plans.....tower of London and Jack the Ripper tour. Why? Where else might CROS be?

Cheerio pip pip. (Just practing.... )
DrafterX Offline
#255 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2017, 10:19 AM EST
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Practicing being gay..?? Huh
DrafterX Offline
#256 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2017, 10:24 AM EST
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If CROS was hiding there you just tipped him off... You might need to rearrange your itinerary... Mellow
8trackdisco Offline
#257 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2017, 10:34 AM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
I'm good this morning - other NBC Sports Gold? Wtf is that? Now I'm going to have to pay the bastards $50 to watch United the weeks they aren't on the normal NBC sports channel array. Very annoying.


Yeah, I'm not paying it. I'd rather miss an Arsenal game than feed that monster.

Talk about strangling the baby before it gets a real chance to live.

Must be gaining in popularity if NBC can get people to pay the extra coin.
DrafterX Offline
#258 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2017, 11:08 AM EST
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I bet Victor has a friend in Ben.... Mellow
SmokeMonkey Offline
#259 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2017, 2:58 PM EST
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89 degrees, sitting on the deck watching Miami v Toledo. Lovely afternoon.
8trackdisco Offline
#260 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2017, 4:04 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
89 degrees, sitting on the deck watching Miami v Toledo. Lovely afternoon.


Not far behind you. 87 here.

Did you buy NBC's Gold?
victor809 Offline
#261 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2017, 4:12 PM EST
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Waiting in a 45-60 min line for crab...
DrafterX Offline
#262 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2017, 4:20 PM EST
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Just go catch some... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#263 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2017, 4:50 PM EST
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This is not going well... 40 min in and we barely moved.
victor809 Offline
#264 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2017, 5:28 PM EST
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At 1.25 hrs and still waiting....
The woman gave up and went across the street to get a foot massage... I'm drinking beer while I stand in line.
victor809 Offline
#265 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2017, 6:02 PM EST
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... pushing 2 hrs. This better be some f'ing good seafood.
frankj1 Offline
#266 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2017, 6:07 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
... pushing 2 hrs. This better be some f'ing good seafood.

I hope you're in Alaska
DrafterX Offline
#267 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2017, 6:29 PM EST
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They're only making you wait cause you're black... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#268 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2017, 9:36 PM EST
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Wasn't bad... but not worth 2hr wait...
MACS Offline
#269 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2017, 9:45 PM EST
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Caught my first bluefin tuna today. Just a baby, but I was only in 150 feet of water around the Coronado Islands.

17 pounds.
8trackdisco Offline
#270 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2017, 10:01 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Caught my first. Just a baby, 17 pounds.


Pedo.
frankj1 Offline
#271 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2017, 11:00 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Caught my first bluefin tuna today. Just a baby, but I was only in 150 feet of water around the Coronado Islands.

17 pounds.

we already have a 17 lb thread, noob.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#272 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2017, 11:28 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Not far behind you. 87 here.

Did you buy NBC's Gold?


I have not. Yet.

Actually, I suspect it will go down like this: the monkey children will call Mrs Monkey, as she is more likely to cough up the cash, and say they need it. Mrs Monkey will buy it. I will reap what they have sown.
frankj1 Offline
#273 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2017, 11:37 PM EST
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what are monkey babies called?
you know, like cubs, puppies, kittens, elvers,
SmokeMonkey Offline
#274 Posted: Sun, Sep 24 2017, 12:41 AM EST
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Money suckers
danmdevries Offline
#275 Posted: Sun, Sep 24 2017, 1:52 AM EST
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Sunday Sunday Sunday
SmokeMonkey Offline
#276 Posted: Sun, Sep 24 2017, 6:27 AM EST
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Good morning, y'all
SmokeMonkey Offline
#277 Posted: Sun, Sep 24 2017, 6:30 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
what are monkey babies called?
you know, like cubs, puppies, kittens, elvers,


Kidding aside, and I had to Google this, a baby monkey is called an infant.
Speyside Offline
#278 Posted: Sun, Sep 24 2017, 6:42 AM EST
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Morning all. What about flying monkeys?
MACS Offline
#279 Posted: Sun, Sep 24 2017, 8:34 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
we already have a 17 lb thread, noob.


I must have missed it. d'oh!
8trackdisco Offline
#280 Posted: Sun, Sep 24 2017, 8:37 AM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
I have not. Yet.

Actually, I suspect it will go down like this: the monkey children will call Mrs Monkey, as she is more likely to cough up the cash, and say they need it. Mrs Monkey will buy it. I will reap what they have sown.


How many mini monkeys do you still have in the nest?
8trackdisco Offline
#281 Posted: Sun, Sep 24 2017, 8:41 AM EST
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Dog walk (check)
4 miles on the bike (check)
Settling into the recliner.
DrafterX Offline
#282 Posted: Sun, Sep 24 2017, 8:51 AM EST
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Cool Dudes..
dkeage Offline
#283 Posted: Sun, Sep 24 2017, 9:23 AM EST
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Taking my last float trip of the summer for trout today. 37 and rainy. Have to pack up and head back to Texas next weekend. Been a good summer, but like always it went too fast. I guess it'll be nice to see the wife again.......d'oh!
DrafterX Offline
#284 Posted: Sun, Sep 24 2017, 9:32 AM EST
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I wanna float for trouts.... Mellow
dkeage Offline
#285 Posted: Sun, Sep 24 2017, 9:45 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I wanna float for trouts.... Mellow



Arkansas has some good trout fishin. Cheap guides too
8trackdisco Offline
#286 Posted: Sun, Sep 24 2017, 9:53 AM EST
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dkeage wrote:
Taking my last float trip of the summer for trout today. 37 and rainy. Have to pack up and head back to Texas next weekend. Been a good summer, but like always it went too fast. I guess it'll be nice to see the wife again.......d'oh!


What type of float?
DrafterX Offline
#287 Posted: Sun, Sep 24 2017, 10:04 AM EST
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I need to look into that... Been to the Buffalo river once.. water was low and we couldn't do the float trip.. Mellow
SmokeMonkey Offline
#288 Posted: Sun, Sep 24 2017, 11:11 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
How many mini monkeys do you still have in the nest?


All mini-monkeys have flown. Only have the two. Looking forward to the big raise I get once they are out on their own!
danmdevries Offline
#289 Posted: Sun, Sep 24 2017, 10:16 PM EST
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Long stretch working. Got my days all screwed up from starting it early. Still got 4 to go, then time to go camping again.

120hrs on this paycheck will be nice though.
Ewok126 Offline
#290 Posted: Sun, Sep 24 2017, 10:19 PM EST
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^^^^ Extra cash is always a plus.
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#291 Posted: Sun, Sep 24 2017, 10:57 PM EST
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Have you all noticed that as soon as Hank stops with his Masturba posting that this Cyrus Vance starts in on here acting just like Hank? At first I thought when people mentioned it that they were just BS'n, now I think they were on to something.
danmdevries Offline
#292 Posted: Mon, Sep 25 2017, 2:45 AM EST
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Welcome back to Monday fellas
8trackdisco Offline
#293 Posted: Mon, Sep 25 2017, 5:09 AM EST
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Wind up the Monday Machine.
Ewok126 Offline
#294 Posted: Mon, Sep 25 2017, 6:50 AM EST
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Man I love my wife so much. So , she brings me in a peanut butter jar this morning saying "I can not get this open." She continues with "I have tried till my hand is red, and Gina (my sons girlfriend) has tried and she says it is impossible." So she hands it to me.

Keep in mind, I already am going to screw with her hard, just wasn't sure how I was going to so here is what I do.

I take the jar and sit it on my desk in front of me, I close my eyes like I am concentrating, I take my pointing finger and feel around the top of the lid going in circles, I stop at each 4 corners and give a little push down on the lid just enough to make it give a tiny bit. I then open my eyes and twist the lid as if it is barley on and hand it back to her. Not making a face at all and looking real serious at her, I knew she was going to ask "HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT" Again looking very very serious, I tell her " It is a Native American trick of my people you would not understand " Of course then she is adamant that I explain how I did this.

I go into telling her how you have to concentrate while doing it because you are feeling for the micro thin spots on the lid. As you rub your finger around the lid and you find the spots you then push down just a little on these thin spots. This in turn sort of warps the lid upwards allowing air to get under it thus breaking the seal and the lid comes off very very easy.

She then closes her eyes and starts slowly rubbing around on the lid. By this point I cant keep my composure. I start laughing my ass off. She is like WTF are you laughing at. I had to tell her I am just mucking with you. I just unscrewed the lid no trick to it. She says " WELL! I know you are weak because of your stroke so how in the hell did you just unscrew it like it was barley on. I am really rolling at this point.

I ask her, "Which side do you see me hobble on, which side is weak on me due to the stroke? She goes the left... I then ask which side did I use to open the lid. She stops to think a sec and goes "Damn it the Right you ass hole." I had tears rolling down my face laughing so hard at her being so gullible. As she is storming out of the office I hear FU you fat bassard" OMG I love it so much. I live for this shit! :-" :-" :-"
MACS Offline
#295 Posted: Mon, Sep 25 2017, 7:40 AM EST
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Hello... Monday...
DrafterX Offline
#296 Posted: Mon, Sep 25 2017, 7:57 AM EST
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Cool Dudes...
SmokeMonkey Offline
#297 Posted: Mon, Sep 25 2017, 8:02 AM EST
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Good morning, y'all
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#298 Posted: Mon, Sep 25 2017, 8:14 AM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Good morning, y'all


What he said.

1 day from being half way to 70...not sure how I feel about that...
RMAN4443 Offline
#299 Posted: Mon, Sep 25 2017, 11:54 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
What type of float?

I'm pretty sure he prefers the long alligator float,but will use the inflatable palm tree if that's the only one leftAnxious
dkeage Offline
#300 Posted: Mon, Sep 25 2017, 1:35 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
What type of float?

I guess the correct term is "drift". As in a drift boat

Caught a bunch of nice trout on dry flies. It rained and stayed under 40 the whole day, but didn't really care until we were done.
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