So, yesterday afternoon, there was a loud knock on my front door.
I opened the door to find an extremely cute young lady, probably in her early to mid twenties, standing there in her "Verizon" jacket, holding a clipboard.
"Good afternoon, sir. My name is Angela, and I'm with Verizon."
I said, "I can see that, but Angela, unless you're gonna come in, get naked, and let me give you multiple orgasms, you might as well just leave now."
She just kinda looked at me in bewilderment for a few seconds, and I said . . . "Yeah, thought so.".
I turned around and went back inside.