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MACS Offline
#51 Posted: Sun, Jan 27 2008, 3:06 PM EST
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Posts: 79,789
More fiber is good
Oatmeal is not enough, though
Try metamucil
8trackdisco Offline
#52 Posted: Sun, Jan 27 2008, 3:35 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,078
Going to Plan C,
Bowl of frosted mini-wheats,
This better work now.
burgess_b Offline
#53 Posted: Mon, Jan 28 2008, 1:10 AM EST
Joined: 10-07-2005
Posts: 23,212
frosted mini-wheats
my favorite cereal
though i love raisins
burgess_b Offline
#54 Posted: Mon, Jan 28 2008, 1:11 AM EST
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Posts: 23,212
i poop everyday
wish i had a burrito
i miss tex-mex food
whizzy1 Offline
#55 Posted: Mon, Jan 28 2008, 4:05 AM EST
Joined: 02-14-2007
Posts: 3,256
That was cool (huh-huh)
When we killed that frog (huh-huh)
It won't croak again

----Butthead
MACS Offline
#56 Posted: Mon, Jan 28 2008, 5:45 AM EST
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Posts: 79,789
How is my brother
All he wants for Christmas is
to poop once a day
00camper Offline
#57 Posted: Mon, Jan 28 2008, 6:32 AM EST
Joined: 07-11-2003
Posts: 2,326
Ash burns, falls from cigar
Earth is destroyed and renewed
Seagull eats lobster
whizzy1 Offline
#58 Posted: Mon, Jan 28 2008, 6:36 AM EST
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Posts: 3,256
I sharded myself
The damn stains wouldn't come out
I threw them away
dave97402 Offline
#59 Posted: Mon, Jan 28 2008, 7:03 AM EST
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Posts: 3,598
Haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator
whizzy1 Offline
#60 Posted: Mon, Jan 28 2008, 7:30 AM EST
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Posts: 3,256
That was clever Dave
It had me laughing out loud
I don't like pigs feet
8trackdisco Offline
#61 Posted: Mon, Jan 28 2008, 8:27 AM EST
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Posts: 60,078
The impasse over,
Two ass-plosions earlier,
Pulled syphincter muscle.
drnos Offline
#62 Posted: Mon, Jan 28 2008, 8:42 AM EST
Joined: 10-29-2003
Posts: 2,787
"Fancifully handful"
read the Japanese T-shirt
Who thinks these things up?
drnos Offline
#63 Posted: Mon, Jan 28 2008, 8:48 AM EST
Joined: 10-29-2003
Posts: 2,787
Cigar board nonsense
Asshats and aristocrats
playing poetic
burgess_b Offline
#64 Posted: Tue, Jan 29 2008, 2:54 AM EST
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Posts: 23,212
japanese t-shirts
they combine non-sense english
thom bought a shirt "GOO!"
burgess_b Offline
#65 Posted: Tue, Jan 29 2008, 5:24 AM EST
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Posts: 23,212
triple maduro
neighbor screams "kusai" at me
nub that camacho
Lunch Money Surf Offline
#66 Posted: Tue, Jan 29 2008, 11:36 AM EST
Joined: 11-03-2005
Posts: 190
Fishing reel question,
Ask Andy... the response?
Meatballs and **** jokes
Lunch Money Surf Offline
#67 Posted: Tue, Jan 29 2008, 11:39 AM EST
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Posts: 190
Gold Bond on my nuts
powder up the package good
**** in a dust cloud
andytv Offline
#68 Posted: Tue, Jan 29 2008, 2:01 PM EST
Joined: 10-23-2002
Posts: 40,991
^

Eat your ****burger
and your gay coffee cocktail
Meatballs are awesome
8trackdisco Offline
#69 Posted: Tue, Jan 29 2008, 3:38 PM EST
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Posts: 60,078
Only one bathroom
Times like this are difficult
wife on the hopper
andytv Offline
#70 Posted: Tue, Jan 29 2008, 3:41 PM EST
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Posts: 40,991
A plastic bucket
with the rim somehow padded
makes a fine crapper
8trackdisco Offline
#71 Posted: Tue, Jan 29 2008, 3:47 PM EST
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Posts: 60,078
^
Thank you for the thought
Considering home depot
wife might like the pail
andytv Offline
#72 Posted: Tue, Jan 29 2008, 3:55 PM EST
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Posts: 40,991
cut the bottom out
no need for excess baggage
leave it all behind
MACS Offline
#73 Posted: Tue, Jan 29 2008, 4:07 PM EST
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Posts: 79,789
Down in the basement
Lots of room for a hopper
Time to put one in
8trackdisco Offline
#74 Posted: Tue, Jan 29 2008, 4:12 PM EST
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Agree in principle
Basement, **** quite pricey
Need 6k to build
MACS Offline
#75 Posted: Tue, Jan 29 2008, 4:25 PM EST
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Put in new ****
Put it near washing machine
Who needs a bathroom?
ScottHar Offline
#76 Posted: Tue, Jan 29 2008, 4:28 PM EST
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Posts: 9,844
Speaking of toilets...
My two-year-old pooped last night:
In the friggin' tub.

ScottHar
andytv Offline
#77 Posted: Tue, Jan 29 2008, 4:29 PM EST
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get used to that dude
happens all the time 'round here
bought a special scoop
MACS Offline
#78 Posted: Tue, Jan 29 2008, 4:30 PM EST
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Andy can relate
He poops in the tub also
Soup ladle for scoop
MACS Offline
#79 Posted: Tue, Jan 29 2008, 4:30 PM EST
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LMAO!!!
ScottHar Offline
#80 Posted: Tue, Jan 29 2008, 4:31 PM EST
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Wife's T-shirt worked fine.
Hoping she doesn't find it.
Hid it in the trash.
8trackdisco Offline
#81 Posted: Tue, Jan 29 2008, 4:39 PM EST
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Posts: 60,078
Sink in the basement,
I could take a dump in it,
Piss then not so bad!
burgess_b Offline
#82 Posted: Tue, Jan 29 2008, 4:48 PM EST
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Posts: 23,212
just lay down a paper
grab some TP for the wipe
did it as a prank
8trackdisco Offline
#83 Posted: Tue, Jan 29 2008, 5:29 PM EST
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Had another idea,
Kitty litter and bucket,
Wife was not amused.
victor808 Offline
#84 Posted: Tue, Jan 29 2008, 5:36 PM EST
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Posts: 7,038
Ram in tighty whities;
Was it a dream or a wish?
The image is gone.
burgess_b Offline
#85 Posted: Tue, Jan 29 2008, 5:46 PM EST
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Posts: 23,212
Rammy in skivvies
yet another thing i missed
mrssledn cried
burgess_b Offline
#86 Posted: Tue, Jan 29 2008, 5:49 PM EST
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Posts: 23,212
threads on politics
concurrent recipients?
donutboy help me!
victor808 Offline
#87 Posted: Tue, Jan 29 2008, 5:50 PM EST
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Posts: 7,038
an email to vic
your inbox full of pleasure
skivvies for all, joy.
burgess_b Offline
#88 Posted: Tue, Jan 29 2008, 6:09 PM EST
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Posts: 23,212
ram suing cbid
bye-bye victor808
lifetime ban--good luck!
victor808 Offline
#89 Posted: Tue, Jan 29 2008, 6:16 PM EST
Joined: 04-20-2005
Posts: 7,038
picture of SteveR;
less than skivvies on his ass
keeps victor's account
Lunch Money Surf Offline
#90 Posted: Wed, Jan 30 2008, 6:32 AM EST
Joined: 11-03-2005
Posts: 190
66^

I can't **** count
was never good with numbers
meatballs and **** jokes
Lunch Money Surf Offline
#91 Posted: Wed, Jan 30 2008, 6:37 AM EST
Joined: 11-03-2005
Posts: 190
A friend had **** cramps,
at the beach, off the board walk.
Now called the Poop Deck.
8trackdisco Offline
#92 Posted: Wed, Jan 30 2008, 9:00 AM EST
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Posts: 60,078
Snow day for my boy,
Colder than Ted Williams now,
Could use a taco.
pgje51 Offline
#93 Posted: Wed, Jan 30 2008, 9:10 AM EST
Joined: 01-13-2006
Posts: 5,013

Wednesday all day
WTF who cares, do you
Get humped anyday
teedubbya Offline
#94 Posted: Wed, Jan 30 2008, 9:13 AM EST
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Posts: 95,637
No Mr. Brown
Break the Chains that bind
Show me a swirl
8trackdisco Offline
#95 Posted: Wed, Jan 30 2008, 3:22 PM EST
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Posts: 60,078
January near gone,
Good bye frigid, wicked bitch,
February next? Crap.
andytv Offline
#96 Posted: Wed, Jan 30 2008, 3:39 PM EST
Joined: 10-23-2002
Posts: 40,991
fifty miles per hour
were the winds that blew at near
lost my garbage cans
8trackdisco Offline
#97 Posted: Wed, Jan 30 2008, 3:54 PM EST
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Posts: 60,078
At the vets office,
The second time in two days,
$400, ouch
burgess_b Offline
#98 Posted: Wed, Jan 30 2008, 5:57 PM EST
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Posts: 23,212
gotta write some tests
lack motivation to work
well, time to eat lunch
Lunch Money Surf Offline
#99 Posted: Fri, Feb 1 2008, 9:23 AM EST
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Posts: 190
ode to winter time
the temp today is eighty
go and freeze, yankees
J.Redleg Offline
#100 Posted: Fri, Feb 1 2008, 9:44 AM EST
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