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MACS
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#51
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Sun, Jan 27 2008, 3:06 PM EST
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More fiber is good
Oatmeal is not enough, though
Try metamucil
8trackdisco
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Going to Plan C,
Bowl of frosted mini-wheats,
This better work now.
burgess_b
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#53
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Mon, Jan 28 2008, 1:10 AM EST
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frosted mini-wheats
my favorite cereal
though i love raisins
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#54
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Mon, Jan 28 2008, 1:11 AM EST
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i poop everyday
wish i had a burrito
i miss tex-mex food
whizzy1
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That was cool (huh-huh)
When we killed that frog (huh-huh)
It won't croak again
----Butthead
MACS
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Mon, Jan 28 2008, 5:45 AM EST
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How is my brother
All he wants for Christmas is
to poop once a day
00camper
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#57
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Mon, Jan 28 2008, 6:32 AM EST
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Ash burns, falls from cigar
Earth is destroyed and renewed
Seagull eats lobster
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#58
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Mon, Jan 28 2008, 6:36 AM EST
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I sharded myself
The damn stains wouldn't come out
I threw them away
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#59
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Mon, Jan 28 2008, 7:03 AM EST
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Haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator
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#60
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Mon, Jan 28 2008, 7:30 AM EST
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That was clever Dave
It had me laughing out loud
I don't like pigs feet
8trackdisco
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#61
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Mon, Jan 28 2008, 8:27 AM EST
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The impasse over,
Two ass-plosions earlier,
Pulled syphincter muscle.
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Mon, Jan 28 2008, 8:42 AM EST
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"Fancifully handful"
read the Japanese T-shirt
Who thinks these things up?
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#63
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Mon, Jan 28 2008, 8:48 AM EST
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Cigar board nonsense
Asshats and aristocrats
playing poetic
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#64
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Tue, Jan 29 2008, 2:54 AM EST
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japanese t-shirts
they combine non-sense english
thom bought a shirt "GOO!"
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Tue, Jan 29 2008, 5:24 AM EST
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triple maduro
neighbor screams "kusai" at me
nub that camacho
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#66
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Tue, Jan 29 2008, 11:36 AM EST
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Fishing reel question,
Ask Andy... the response?
Meatballs and **** jokes
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#67
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Tue, Jan 29 2008, 11:39 AM EST
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Gold Bond on my nuts
powder up the package good
**** in a dust cloud
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#68
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Tue, Jan 29 2008, 2:01 PM EST
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^
Eat your ****burger
and your gay coffee cocktail
Meatballs are awesome
8trackdisco
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#69
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Tue, Jan 29 2008, 3:38 PM EST
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Only one bathroom
Times like this are difficult
wife on the hopper
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Tue, Jan 29 2008, 3:41 PM EST
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A plastic bucket
with the rim somehow padded
makes a fine crapper
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Tue, Jan 29 2008, 3:47 PM EST
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^
Thank you for the thought
Considering home depot
wife might like the pail
andytv
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#72
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Tue, Jan 29 2008, 3:55 PM EST
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cut the bottom out
no need for excess baggage
leave it all behind
MACS
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#73
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Tue, Jan 29 2008, 4:07 PM EST
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Down in the basement
Lots of room for a hopper
Time to put one in
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#74
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Tue, Jan 29 2008, 4:12 PM EST
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Agree in principle
Basement, **** quite pricey
Need 6k to build
MACS
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#75
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Tue, Jan 29 2008, 4:25 PM EST
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Put in new ****
Put it near washing machine
Who needs a bathroom?
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#76
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Tue, Jan 29 2008, 4:28 PM EST
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Speaking of toilets...
My two-year-old pooped last night:
In the friggin' tub.
ScottHar
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#77
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Tue, Jan 29 2008, 4:29 PM EST
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get used to that dude
happens all the time 'round here
bought a special scoop
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#78
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Tue, Jan 29 2008, 4:30 PM EST
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Andy can relate
He poops in the tub also
Soup ladle for scoop
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Tue, Jan 29 2008, 4:30 PM EST
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LMAO!!!
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Tue, Jan 29 2008, 4:31 PM EST
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Wife's T-shirt worked fine.
Hoping she doesn't find it.
Hid it in the trash.
8trackdisco
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#81
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Tue, Jan 29 2008, 4:39 PM EST
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Sink in the basement,
I could take a dump in it,
Piss then not so bad!
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#82
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Tue, Jan 29 2008, 4:48 PM EST
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just lay down a paper
grab some TP for the wipe
did it as a prank
8trackdisco
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Had another idea,
Kitty litter and bucket,
Wife was not amused.
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Tue, Jan 29 2008, 5:36 PM EST
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Ram in tighty whities;
Was it a dream or a wish?
The image is gone.
burgess_b
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Tue, Jan 29 2008, 5:46 PM EST
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Rammy in skivvies
yet another thing i missed
mrssledn cried
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Tue, Jan 29 2008, 5:49 PM EST
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threads on politics
concurrent recipients?
donutboy help me!
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Tue, Jan 29 2008, 5:50 PM EST
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an email to vic
your inbox full of pleasure
skivvies for all, joy.
burgess_b
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Tue, Jan 29 2008, 6:09 PM EST
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ram suing cbid
bye-bye victor808
lifetime ban--good luck!
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Tue, Jan 29 2008, 6:16 PM EST
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picture of SteveR;
less than skivvies on his ass
keeps victor's account
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Wed, Jan 30 2008, 6:32 AM EST
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66^
I can't **** count
was never good with numbers
meatballs and **** jokes
Lunch Money Surf
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#91
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Wed, Jan 30 2008, 6:37 AM EST
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A friend had **** cramps,
at the beach, off the board walk.
Now called the Poop Deck.
8trackdisco
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Snow day for my boy,
Colder than Ted Williams now,
Could use a taco.
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Wednesday all day
WTF who cares, do you
Get humped anyday
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No Mr. Brown
Break the Chains that bind
Show me a swirl
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January near gone,
Good bye frigid, wicked bitch,
February next? Crap.
andytv
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fifty miles per hour
were the winds that blew at near
lost my garbage cans
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At the vets office,
The second time in two days,
$400, ouch
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gotta write some tests
lack motivation to work
well, time to eat lunch
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ode to winter time
the temp today is eighty
go and freeze, yankees
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