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dkeage Offline
#101 Posted: Fri, Feb 1 2008, 9:52 AM EST
Joined: 03-05-2004
Posts: 15,151
Finally Friday
Leave work early for traffic
Gym or beer store?
whizzy1 Offline
#102 Posted: Fri, Feb 1 2008, 9:57 AM EST
Joined: 02-14-2007
Posts: 3,256
There is this hottie
Who uses the fax machine
Thank God it's Friday
00camper Offline
#103 Posted: Fri, Feb 1 2008, 11:07 AM EST
Joined: 07-11-2003
Posts: 2,326
I eat paperclips
Books walk to school by themselves
I hate apple pie
dkeage Offline
#104 Posted: Fri, Feb 1 2008, 12:13 PM EST
Joined: 03-05-2004
Posts: 15,151
RE 101

I am home at last
Thought long and hard of dilema
Beer Store won, of course.

8trackdisco Offline
#105 Posted: Fri, Feb 1 2008, 3:50 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,078
February here,
Getting tired of winter
Shave and wax my back?
8trackdisco Offline
#106 Posted: Sat, Feb 2 2008, 4:03 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,078
Birthday party over.
All five and six year olds gone.
Relatives stayed late.
8trackdisco Offline
#107 Posted: Fri, Feb 29 2008, 4:10 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,078
The muppet show rocks
Bad puns throughout the program
My right eye itches
andytv Offline
#108 Posted: Fri, Feb 29 2008, 4:13 PM EST
Joined: 10-23-2002
Posts: 40,991
Sitting all alone
My wife and kids went to bed
I think I'll jack off
8trackdisco Offline
#109 Posted: Fri, Feb 29 2008, 4:16 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,078
Had bourbon Monday
Cuffed the carrot Wednesday Night
Bed early tonight
MACS Offline
#110 Posted: Fri, Feb 29 2008, 4:19 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,789
Went to the book store
Got a couple books to read
fundamental, no?
edbug Offline
#111 Posted: Fri, Feb 29 2008, 4:32 PM EST
Joined: 12-24-2004
Posts: 975
erkowitz is smokey,
blacky likes to get wire,
pablo escobar.
8trackdisco Offline
#112 Posted: Fri, Feb 29 2008, 4:35 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,078
What books did you buy?
Fiction or non fiction, Shawn?
Or were they picture books?
andytv Offline
#113 Posted: Fri, Feb 29 2008, 4:38 PM EST
Joined: 10-23-2002
Posts: 40,991
Amazon has books
Divine Comedy en route
I never read it
MACS Offline
#114 Posted: Fri, Feb 29 2008, 4:39 PM EST
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Posts: 79,789
Got some fiction books
I like to read fantasy
Not that kind, you perv
edbug Offline
#115 Posted: Fri, Feb 29 2008, 4:42 PM EST
Joined: 12-24-2004
Posts: 975
Is Playboy a book?
If so, I like picture books!
Dig out your helmet! ! !
teedubbya Offline
#116 Posted: Fri, Feb 29 2008, 4:44 PM EST
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
everything has failed
desperate times
bring out the tapeworm
MACS Offline
#117 Posted: Fri, Feb 29 2008, 4:44 PM EST
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Posts: 79,789
Edbug is posting
More today than in three months
What a post padder
jackconrad Offline
#118 Posted: Sat, Mar 1 2008, 8:42 AM EST
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
My toenail curves

Greek Mythology is real

Ardvarkian wisdom runs rampant
CROS Offline
#119 Posted: Sat, Mar 1 2008, 8:47 AM EST
Joined: 10-04-2006
Posts: 3,486
two thousand and twelve
is a good sci-fi novel
weirder than **** though
CROS Offline
#120 Posted: Sat, Mar 1 2008, 8:47 AM EST
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Posts: 3,486
stayed up until four
last night watching a chick flick
called Coming Soon, sucked.
teedubbya Offline
#121 Posted: Sat, Mar 1 2008, 8:48 AM EST
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Posts: 95,637
Someone has flipped
power is absolute
in small areas of life
CROS Offline
#122 Posted: Sat, Mar 1 2008, 8:51 AM EST
Joined: 10-04-2006
Posts: 3,486
Your haikus suck ass.
you eff up the syllables
in every one.
teedubbya Offline
#123 Posted: Sat, Mar 1 2008, 8:52 AM EST
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Posts: 95,637
its hard for me
to be constrained
by man made rules
CROS Offline
#124 Posted: Sat, Mar 1 2008, 8:53 AM EST
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Posts: 3,486
five seven five ******
not four six and then seven
for crying out loud
teedubbya Offline
#125 Posted: Sat, Mar 1 2008, 8:53 AM EST
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Posts: 95,637
so stick that on your jesus pan and fry it
teedubbya Offline
#126 Posted: Sat, Mar 1 2008, 8:54 AM EST
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rules are for followers
followers suck ass
BLOW
CROS Offline
#127 Posted: Sat, Mar 1 2008, 8:55 AM EST
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Posts: 3,486
is it hard for you
to be a raging homo
in this straight man's world?
teedubbya Offline
#128 Posted: Sat, Mar 1 2008, 8:56 AM EST
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Posts: 95,637
so
CROS Offline
#129 Posted: Sat, Mar 1 2008, 9:01 AM EST
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Posts: 3,486
I am at a loss
I have no comeback for "so."
You win this round, T.
teedubbya Offline
#130 Posted: Sat, Mar 1 2008, 9:01 AM EST
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Posts: 95,637
ok
CROS Offline
#131 Posted: Sat, Mar 1 2008, 9:04 AM EST
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Posts: 3,486
another doozie.
Man your Haikus are beauties!
Take a bath with me.
teedubbya Offline
#132 Posted: Sat, Mar 1 2008, 9:04 AM EST
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no
CROS Offline
#133 Posted: Sat, Mar 1 2008, 9:06 AM EST
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Posts: 3,486
It was worth a try.
You can wear your bathing suit...
or your birthday suit.
teedubbya Offline
#134 Posted: Sat, Mar 1 2008, 9:12 AM EST
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Posts: 95,637
ok
CROS Offline
#135 Posted: Sat, Mar 1 2008, 9:16 AM EST
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Posts: 3,486
I'm out of Haikus.
Meet you in the tub in five.
with or without pants.
andytv Offline
#136 Posted: Sat, Mar 1 2008, 2:48 PM EST
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Posts: 40,991
Family is upstairs
andytv Offline
#137 Posted: Sat, Mar 1 2008, 2:48 PM EST
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Posts: 40,991
I'm in my orange room drinking
andytv Offline
#138 Posted: Sat, Mar 1 2008, 2:49 PM EST
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Posts: 40,991
just left a big fart
seaborn Offline
#139 Posted: Sat, Mar 1 2008, 2:50 PM EST
Joined: 09-17-2006
Posts: 2,958
I think therefore
What is he talking about
Panceta with cheese
8trackdisco Offline
#140 Posted: Sat, Mar 1 2008, 3:41 PM EST
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Posts: 60,078
Taco Bell food sucks
Doctor Pepper is good cold
Got some friday night
andytv Offline
#141 Posted: Sat, Mar 1 2008, 5:21 PM EST
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Posts: 40,991
Dirty Martini
with delicious Gordon's gin
Bolivars taste good
8trackdisco Offline
#142 Posted: Sat, Mar 1 2008, 5:30 PM EST
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Posts: 60,078
Getting old and tired
Really should take a shower
Don't feel like shower
andytv Offline
#143 Posted: Sat, Mar 1 2008, 5:32 PM EST
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Posts: 40,991
go to bed dirty
cleanse yourself with the bed sheets
wake up clean, sheets stink
8trackdisco Offline
#144 Posted: Sat, Mar 1 2008, 5:43 PM EST
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Posts: 60,078
Sheets already smell
Smells like neighbors bad cologne
He's got damn cold hands
andytv Offline
#145 Posted: Sat, Mar 1 2008, 5:52 PM EST
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Posts: 40,991
neighbor has cold hands
you should wear a warm sweatshirt
keep your shoulders warm
usahog Offline
#146 Posted: Sat, Mar 1 2008, 5:55 PM EST
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
"Does someone make **** cream?"

#2, yea you can get it across the boarder in Mehico...

they sell it in gallons, it's whale sperm, but I don't know what the name's called that they sell??

Women use it on their faces... *Imagine That*?

Hog
andytv Offline
#147 Posted: Sat, Mar 1 2008, 6:04 PM EST
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Posts: 40,991
^swallowed a toothpick
****ting a toothpick sideways
might just rip your butt
8trackdisco Offline
#148 Posted: Sat, Mar 1 2008, 6:17 PM EST
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Posts: 60,078
Andy having drinks
Hog pulling toothpicks from nose
That's entertainment
andytv Offline
#149 Posted: Sat, Mar 1 2008, 6:32 PM EST
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Posts: 40,991
lots of martinis
watching the kids tomorrow
gonna lay on floor
MACS Offline
#150 Posted: Sun, Mar 2 2008, 5:02 AM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,789
12 hours of OT
I like making extra cash
I can buy cigars
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