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dkeage
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#101
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Fri, Feb 1 2008, 9:52 AM EST
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Finally Friday
Leave work early for traffic
Gym or beer store?
whizzy1
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#102
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There is this hottie
Who uses the fax machine
Thank God it's Friday
00camper
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#103
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I eat paperclips
Books walk to school by themselves
I hate apple pie
dkeage
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#104
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RE 101
I am home at last
Thought long and hard of dilema
Beer Store won, of course.
8trackdisco
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#105
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February here,
Getting tired of winter
Shave and wax my back?
8trackdisco
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Birthday party over.
All five and six year olds gone.
Relatives stayed late.
8trackdisco
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Fri, Feb 29 2008, 4:10 PM EST
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The muppet show rocks
Bad puns throughout the program
My right eye itches
andytv
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Fri, Feb 29 2008, 4:13 PM EST
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Sitting all alone
My wife and kids went to bed
I think I'll jack off
8trackdisco
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#109
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Fri, Feb 29 2008, 4:16 PM EST
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Had bourbon Monday
Cuffed the carrot Wednesday Night
Bed early tonight
MACS
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#110
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Fri, Feb 29 2008, 4:19 PM EST
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Went to the book store
Got a couple books to read
fundamental, no?
edbug
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Fri, Feb 29 2008, 4:32 PM EST
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erkowitz is smokey,
blacky likes to get wire,
pablo escobar.
8trackdisco
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Fri, Feb 29 2008, 4:35 PM EST
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What books did you buy?
Fiction or non fiction, Shawn?
Or were they picture books?
andytv
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#113
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Fri, Feb 29 2008, 4:38 PM EST
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Amazon has books
Divine Comedy en route
I never read it
MACS
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Fri, Feb 29 2008, 4:39 PM EST
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Got some fiction books
I like to read fantasy
Not that kind, you perv
edbug
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Is Playboy a book?
If so, I like picture books!
Dig out your helmet! ! !
teedubbya
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Fri, Feb 29 2008, 4:44 PM EST
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everything has failed
desperate times
bring out the tapeworm
MACS
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Edbug is posting
More today than in three months
What a post padder
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#118
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My toenail curves
Greek Mythology is real
Ardvarkian wisdom runs rampant
CROS
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Sat, Mar 1 2008, 8:47 AM EST
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two thousand and twelve
is a good sci-fi novel
weirder than **** though
CROS
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stayed up until four
last night watching a chick flick
called Coming Soon, sucked.
teedubbya
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Someone has flipped
power is absolute
in small areas of life
CROS
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#122
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Sat, Mar 1 2008, 8:51 AM EST
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Your haikus suck ass.
you eff up the syllables
in every one.
teedubbya
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#123
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its hard for me
to be constrained
by man made rules
CROS
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#124
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Sat, Mar 1 2008, 8:53 AM EST
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five seven five ******
not four six and then seven
for crying out loud
teedubbya
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#125
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so stick that on your jesus pan and fry it
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rules are for followers
followers suck ass
BLOW
CROS
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#127
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Sat, Mar 1 2008, 8:55 AM EST
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is it hard for you
to be a raging homo
in this straight man's world?
teedubbya
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#128
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Sat, Mar 1 2008, 8:56 AM EST
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so
CROS
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#129
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I am at a loss
I have no comeback for "so."
You win this round, T.
teedubbya
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#130
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ok
CROS
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another doozie.
Man your Haikus are beauties!
Take a bath with me.
teedubbya
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#132
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no
CROS
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It was worth a try.
You can wear your bathing suit...
or your birthday suit.
teedubbya
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Sat, Mar 1 2008, 9:12 AM EST
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ok
CROS
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I'm out of Haikus.
Meet you in the tub in five.
with or without pants.
andytv
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Family is upstairs
andytv
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I'm in my orange room drinking
andytv
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just left a big fart
seaborn
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I think therefore
What is he talking about
Panceta with cheese
8trackdisco
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Taco Bell food sucks
Doctor Pepper is good cold
Got some friday night
andytv
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Sat, Mar 1 2008, 5:21 PM EST
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Dirty Martini
with delicious Gordon's gin
Bolivars taste good
8trackdisco
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Getting old and tired
Really should take a shower
Don't feel like shower
andytv
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#143
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Sat, Mar 1 2008, 5:32 PM EST
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go to bed dirty
cleanse yourself with the bed sheets
wake up clean, sheets stink
8trackdisco
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Sheets already smell
Smells like neighbors bad cologne
He's got damn cold hands
andytv
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neighbor has cold hands
you should wear a warm sweatshirt
keep your shoulders warm
usahog
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"Does someone make **** cream?"
#2, yea you can get it across the boarder in Mehico...
they sell it in gallons, it's whale sperm, but I don't know what the name's called that they sell??
Women use it on their faces... *Imagine That*?
Hog
andytv
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^swallowed a toothpick
****ting a toothpick sideways
might just rip your butt
8trackdisco
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Andy having drinks
Hog pulling toothpicks from nose
That's entertainment
andytv
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lots of martinis
watching the kids tomorrow
gonna lay on floor
MACS
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12 hours of OT
I like making extra cash
I can buy cigars
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