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8trackdisco
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#151
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Sun, Mar 2 2008, 5:23 AM EST
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Hey Shawn, you loser.
Are you working today, hmmm?
Pooped twice, no showers.
andytv
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Dishwasher broken
doing dishes in the sink
I like this better
8trackdisco
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#153
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Andy some advice,
If dishwasher is broken,
Take her to doctor.
8trackdisco
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#154
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Thu, Mar 27 2008, 4:11 PM EST
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This place is a morgue
But no more controversy
Slow vanilla death
HockeyDad
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#155
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Thu, Mar 27 2008, 4:28 PM EST
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The Swedes in control
Crush the will to survive here
Watch Oprah instead
8trackdisco
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#156
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Thu, Mar 27 2008, 4:56 PM EST
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Careful hockey dad.
Are you selling for Thompson?
Chavez says 'you dead'.
newby46176
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#157
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Thu, Mar 27 2008, 5:04 PM EST
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Oh my f^*king God
This is so very addicting
must keep thread going
Grey
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#158
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Thu, Mar 27 2008, 5:30 PM EST
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Wife seeing Aunt Flo
Too cold outside to light up
Man, I want a herf.
8trackdisco
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#159
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Sat, Apr 12 2008, 4:42 PM EST
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Hate to say all this
I have new information
Mattie's wife says stop
MACS
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#160
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Sat, Apr 12 2008, 4:57 PM EST
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Mattie not smoking
Shawn and Dan roto-tilling
8track is drinking
8trackdisco
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#161
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Sat, Apr 12 2008, 5:04 PM EST
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Going to bed soon
Boston over the Yankees
Will sleep well tonight
jackconrad
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Sat, Apr 12 2008, 8:04 PM EST
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Football
Fights
Cigars
Gambling
Booze
Broads
MACS
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#163
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Sat, Apr 12 2008, 8:25 PM EST
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Jack is off the mark
He can't write a good haiku
But... he's a dumbass
jackconrad
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#164
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I know
i shoulda been a lawyer ...
8trackdisco
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Hockey fun to watch.
Hal Gill- penalty magnet?
Andy must be pissed.
pabloescabar
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Wed, May 28 2008, 6:33 PM EST
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sill gay as a three dollar bill
JadeRose
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Wed, May 28 2008, 7:02 PM EST
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Bad bj a haiku
put your mouth on it
oh yeah - wait no argh argh wait
jesus christ your teeth
8trackdisco
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Big Brown lays a turd
Violent weather in Midwest
Smoked a dud cigar
pabloescabar
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#169
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Sat, Jun 7 2008, 9:44 PM EST
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you spelled dude wrong
8trackdisco
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#170
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Sun, Jun 8 2008, 5:37 AM EST
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Bladder is too full
Wish I was wearing pants now
Would pee in them now
marc palanzo
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#171
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Yeah, Sunday again.
I think I'll smoke a cigar.
Hmmm, hammock or recliner?
andytv
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#172
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Sun, Jun 8 2008, 6:03 AM EST
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Badass Wesley Snipes
With his sword and little spikes
he kills vampires
8trackdisco
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#173
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Sun, Jun 8 2008, 8:42 AM EST
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More heavy rainfall
So bored, I'm watching soccer
shoot me now, shoot me
MACS
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Sun, Jun 8 2008, 8:49 AM EST
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Sunny day today,
Beautiful weather out west,
So... what's new with you's?
8trackdisco
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#175
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Sun, Jun 8 2008, 8:53 AM EST
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Drank much iced coffee
Considering cigar buy
eating chicken soon
MACS
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#176
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Sun, Jun 8 2008, 9:00 AM EST
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Haven't had coffee
Haven't had breakfast either
Damn, I am hungry
8trackdisco
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Sun, Jun 8 2008, 9:07 AM EST
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Wife grilling chicken
Germany plays Poland next
Expect a blitzkreig
andytv
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#178
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Sun, Jun 8 2008, 9:13 AM EST
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Only a **** boy
Would let a women grill food
While he watched soccer
MACS
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#179
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Sun, Jun 8 2008, 9:20 AM EST
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She's grilling chicken,
Not beef steaks of sausages,
More proof he is gay.
MACS
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#180
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Sun, Jun 8 2008, 9:21 AM EST
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'or' not 'of'
Whoops.
8trackdisco
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Sausage 'za friday
Italian sausages Sat
Her turn to cook now
andytv
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Sun, Jun 8 2008, 9:31 AM EST
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Letting the wife grill
Pretty soon she will be wearing..
A big ole strap on.
8trackdisco
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A big ole strap on?
Maybe your wife could send one
She has several
andytv
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Will keep them for now...
Our wives can exchange strap-ons
Later in the month
JadeRose
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Your wives have strap-ons?
Send your wives to Peoria
I'll give them relief
andytv
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BZZZZZT.......
line two has eight syllables.
(which negates your insult!)
JadeRose
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D'OH!!!!!......you win this time.......but I'll be back
Country
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Drank a bunch of wine
think I'm gonna get lucky
I hope she does all the work
ScottHar
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"Hope and change, hope and..."
Hypnotized by Obama--
Please - raise my taxes!
ScottHar
andytv
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It's Friday morning
The slowest day of the week
Think I'll write a poem
lou2row
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This thread has returned
I asked about it last night
when I limericked
tbrochin
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I arose just now
To find this post had been topped
I need to go pee
Country
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Winnie Cooper is hot
I wish I was her boyfriend
I am Kevin Arnold.
ScottHar
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Work stomped me this week.
I'm so glad it's Saturday.
Sleep. Sex. Cigars. Sleep.
ScottHar
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^^^
Scott,
You forgot BEER,,
wheel,
ScottHar
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re 195:
Awake well after
3 a.m. Pacific Time,
brain barely functions.
ScottHar
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Crazy-bad dinner:
chips, chocolate, olives, rum--
Not so healthy, eh?
jetblasted
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Bacony-bacon;
You smell good, my strippy friend.
Smoke detector off!
andytv
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Penguins beat Philly
Post sports adrenaline rush
I'll be up all night
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